h0llo:

college is for people who plan on living past 30

norahalharbi:

I pretend I don’t care. But deep down, I really still don’t care.

msjewbooty:

when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and  i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

unfollower:

invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: As Kris Jenner in Kim’s Fairytale Divorce

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: As Kris Jenner in Kim’s Fairytale Divorce

macarena-of-time:

theuglyturtleduckling:

waIT THE MACARENA IS ABOUT A GIRL CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH TWO OF HIS FRIENDS AND THEN ASKING A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS TO COME SLEEP WITH HER?????!?!?!?!?!?!?

AYYYYY MACARENA