oomshi: jakemalik: [nicole richie voice] sadASaAaAAAaAAA [paris hilton voice] sadAsAAAsAAA
msjewbooty: pass me the glue and the macaroni. this surgery is taking a turn for the worst
I'm curious, Castle fans: How many of you have...
sakura-txell: One of the reasons I started watching Castle (& got hooked!) was because the show kinda reminded me of the books. me please be my friende
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
airoehead: yifflord: would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes?
7u7: My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
maddiemilli0n: Come to California, where the weather is almost as unstable as you are!
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
sabrinagrimm: WHEN HALF UR OTP KILLS HALF OF UR OTHER OTP
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
p1ssblog: I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
chickensandwich: iron man 24: he is rusting
laugh-addict: Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
h0llo: college is for people who plan on living past 30
norahalharbi: I pretend I don’t care. But deep down, I really still don’t care.
msjewbooty: when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too